SEASON 37 | july 2025

Calm Your T!ts
July 3-12, 2025

Thurs/Fri/Sat 7:00PM
Sat 5th 5:00PM
Sun 5:00PM

The Weird Sisters Theater Collective is thrilled to announce their latest production, "Calm Your T!ts," a musical comedy spotlighting women's bodily autonomy.

"Calm Your T!ts" considers our current moment - the moment of trad wives, childless cat ladies, abortion restrictions, and unceasing expectations of doing it all - and asks, "What if we could laugh about it?" It follows a group of nascent feminists as they're indoctrinated into the patriarchy and, ultimately, triumph over it.

Don’t miss this chance to see "Calm Your T!ts" and be part of a conversation that’s both entertaining and empowering. Join us for an evening of laughter, music, and inspiration as we celebrate the power of taking control of your own narrative.

Directed by Rachel Seney, with original songs by Laura Freeman, Calm Your T!ts is presented by The Weird Sisters Theater Collective, known for fearless storytelling and dedication to feminist issues. Their previous productions have been celebrated for bold content and engaging performances, and "Calm Your T!ts" is poised to be another standout.

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